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The melt

it is that time of year again where the frigid cosmetic melts off of the diseased face of society revealing the sordid souvenirs that the winter tried to hide now you can see the karkov vodka bottles dog shit and menthol cigarettes butts trickling down the septic sidewalks wretched roadways and abscessed avenues plaguing the […]


the ol’ scratch to my itch and a pang reliever to boot the cousin of temptation and when she’s around i always give in to her enter desire and the party is in full swing never let those buzzkills abstinence and compulsion make way unless you want your shindig to be a drag -JG