Because you fucking hipsters just won’t stop pissing me off

fucking mustachioed hipsters
drinking their craft beers
riding their fixed gears
shopping at the co-op
to buy their nutritional yeast
for their vegan feast
and gay friends wedding
while their lesbian friends
are betting
that they’ll be hit on by
one of those guys
who like to watch
i bet he wears a pink polo shirt too

-JG

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